"How many points to get into Heaven?" A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in." "Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman   Read More »»  

2 funeral directors were chatting to each other. " last Wednesday, it took all day to do a funeral" "why? "The Vicar lost the plot"   Read More »»  

Man goes to the Dr. Dr Says "what can I do for you?" Man says "well Dr. When I turn my head to the left, I see Pinocchio sitting on my shoulder and when I turn my head to the right I see, Snow White and the seven dwarfs, then when I look to the floor I see, Cinderella" Dr Says " how long have you been having these Disney moments?"   Read More »»  

Q. Why do men like blonde jokes? A. Because they can understand them!   Read More »»